My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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