found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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