so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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