What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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