3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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