Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she peed on how many people?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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