4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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