It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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