it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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