i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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