that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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