This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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