Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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