Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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