this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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