I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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