Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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