Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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