I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just took my morning after pill in the library
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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