Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Will exercising make me less horny?
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