I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
she smelled like a LAN party
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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