Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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