i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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