I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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