so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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