Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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