i think my mom watched the whole time
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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