i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i just google imaged poop.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Your penis caused this!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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