How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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