Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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