I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I will be naked everywhere
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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