Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
