just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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