How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You took a bar mat shot.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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