Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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