This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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