Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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