I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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