Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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