rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The beer is more important than you right now.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
When are your genitals available?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Randomize
