just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The uberlube is also flammable
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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