So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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