That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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