North Korea, Best Korea!
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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