and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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