is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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