You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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