Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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