So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Randomize
