My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
