i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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